“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”
“sammy? not sammy :(“
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up ‘cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.”
Bird reacts to dubstep
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
If they ever come out with a drug called felix felicis, I will gladly become an addict
Best story I ever read
> The only thing gays are tainted by are tolerance and good style.
> I love this so much. I wish every person I’ve worked with who has come upon this situation would do this. I know I would.
My cat Marley is a little bit of a spaz…